A Squirrel's View of the Oval

The world looks so big. The oval alone is like a community. All these people - they're always walking around here invading my space and staring at me like they've never seen a squirrel before. The least they could do is feed me. I'm hungry and I get sick and tired of always eating nuts. Nuts for breakfast, nuts for lunch, and nuts for dinner! You know that gets monotonous!

Oops! Here comes some guy. Guess he thinks he's a real stud on this campus. Oh no, now his girlfriend. She's smiling and staring at me. UGH! One more crack on the head like that and I'll . . .I'll bite you! Ouch! These crazy people. They never look where they are going. Umm! Pizza! That sure looks good. I wonder if they'd notice if I took just one piece. Oh gee, now they think I'm cute. Enough of this cute stuff! Give me some pizza! So why are they hitting and screaming at me? Gesh! They're so selfish with their pizza.